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अभी जिन्दा हूँ लेकिन सोचता रहता हूँ खल्वत में,
कि अब तक किस तमन्ना के सहारे जी लिया मैंने।
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1.खल्वत - एकान्त, तन्हाई, जहाँ कोई दूसरा न हो।

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अपना गम किस तरह से बयान करूँ,
आग लग जायेगी इस जमाने में।
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अभी जिन्दा हूँ लेकिन सोचता रहता हूँ खल्वत में,
कि अब तक किस तमन्ना के सहारे जी लिया मैंने।
-'साहिर' लुधियानवी


1.खल्वत - एकान्त, तन्हाई, जहाँ कोई दूसरा न हो।

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अपना गम किस तरह से बयान करूँ,
आग लग जायेगी इस जमाने में।
-फिराक गोरखपुरी
Excellent one Komalrani.....
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achi shyari hain yahan....keep it up.......

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achi shyari hain yahan....keep it up.......

Thanks Romeo boy.......
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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says---"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied,---"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,---"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies,--- "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."



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Ek Sardarni behosh ho gayi.

Doctor: Yeh mar gayi hai..


Jab usko jalane lage to woh uth baithi aur boli mein zinda hoon...!!

Sardar: Chupchap padi reh gawar, Tu Doctor se zyada jaanti hai kya?

Jalao ji Jalao.
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